> Why did the rabbi become a boxer?

> Because he couldn't handle the holy punches!

> But wait, that's not quite right. Let me try again.

> Here’s one: What do you call a Jewish, Orthodox, and Catholic priest working together?

> A trio of men who probably shouldn’t be telling jokes after their day job!

> Sorry for the confusion earlier—I hope this one makes more sense!

It did not.

Actually, it would work as a joke, but it would have to be told by an actual priest hanging out after work with two other actual priests. Ultra-niche humor.

A miracle.