"We take credit cards. Now now, Mr. Nardella, no need to get... You say we should ask Mr. Ballmer instead? I'm afraid it doesn't really... Yes, credit cards, cheques, bank transfers. My son does everything with his app, these days, maybe you have one...? I see. So when should I call back? Never, you say? Oh."
"We can send over any amount of Microsoft Points you desire, probably worth more than when we discontinued them in 2013, we'll even throw in a Game Pass for everyone! How's that?"
